Cristal Moon Panama (not crystal moon panama)
Price: $25.00, includes open bar
Busca Panama Discount: 1 free lap dance ($10.00)
Rating:  8/10
VIP Room, striptease, cabaret, lap dances

Cristal Moon, Panama

I finally made my way over to Cristal Moon strip club in Panama last night, and let me tell you that it was well worth the 1 dollar taxi ride.  This is by far the classiest strip club in Panama, or as the owner proudly refers to it, his cabaret.  The owner, had been a resident of Las Vegas since he was 18, so with the operation comes a distinctly Vegas feel.  A master showman and visual genius, Cristal Moon is truly an oasis in the otherwise sleepy Caledonia area in Panama (about 5 minutes by taxi from Cangrejo).  Upon entering The Cristal Moon, you are greeted by an 8´tall statue and waterfall, where a half naked Grecian women is seated atop a reflective Crescent moon. 
 
The club itself is divided into two sections, essentially creating two entirely different strip clubs.  The first is a visual cornucopia of fountains, four post beds, and exotic lighting fixtures combined to create a distinctly European feel, much like a 1920's Parisian cabaret.  Beautiful women float throughout the club, but most of the action at Crystal Moon happens in the back room, or the "Vegas Section". 
 
This second strip club area is straight out of Las Vegas- complete with neon lights, poles, table dances, and private rooms with some the finest women in Panama.  The owner is modest about his ladies, saying ¨we prefer our girls to have more of a natural, homely look".  Far from homely, these ladies are smoking hot-and definitely all natural.  Most of the are shaved, all of them are fit, and the dances are for the most part all nude.  Some of the girls are very acrobatic, but more on that later.
 
With the typical Panama strip club mix of girls from panama, Colombia, and The Dominican Republic, Cristal Moon's staff clearly enjoy their job.   Throughout the show, they were cheering for each other, laughing, clapping, playing with the guests, and having a good time in general.  You can honestly tell that these girls want to be working at the cristal moon, and that they aim to please. And please they do.  The VIP room can definitely evolve into your not-so-average strip tease.   They have several very elaborate shows, including a Vegas style showgirl strip tease, an Arabic influenced belly dance, and what may be the coolest thing i have ever seen in Panama: a Jacuzzi show.  All nude of course
 
When you think strip club in Panama, you think low budget, bare bones brothel.  Cristal moon is anything but typical, and the Jacuzzi show is the crème de la crème of what this very classy strip club has to offer.  If you have not experienced it, i highly suggest a visit.  Anything that includes bubbles, champagne, soap, and water in all the right places is well worth the cost of entry. Trust  me
 
Dont go to Cristal Moon Panama expecting to get laid, unless you make a friend and work something out after hours (which is distinctly possible).